WARNING Beware of all SHMUCKS!!!!

I deal with a lot of people and too many of them are Schmucks. I will list the definition of schmuck and show how economics and the distribution of not only wealth, but, basic resources are wasted by SHMUCKS.The definition of schmuck:

Schmuck, a Yiddish word, has a range of meaning depending on context. In its most innocuous use, a schmuck is a person who does a stupid thing, in which case "dumb schmuck" is the appropriate expression. A schmuck's behavior ranges from pesky and inconsiderate, to obnoxious and manipulative. A schmuck's personality type ranges from jerk to bastard. Schmucky behavior also falls within a range of intentionality. Some schmucks carefully plan their bad behavior, some only a little, and some not at all. For example, the bastard may spend considerable time planning his bad deeds. In contrast, the dumb schmuck and the pesky behave badly without any forethought.

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The Schmuck is the type of individual that is the most selfish and conniving scum of the earth. An example of schmuck like behavior is a banker that will lie on paperwork to get someone approved for a mortgage that they know they cannot afford. The Schmuck is also the person who is exhibiting irresponsible behavior and pursuing their dream home that they clearly can’t afford. A Schmuck is the type of person that is always wearing the best most expensive clothing and their kids are hungry and dirty. A Schmuck is an alcohol-based company that will purposely sell a malt liquor that has a chemical that will make you so aggressive that you will “kill your mama” (Dick Gregory).

A Schmuck is a bloodsucker. They suck the life out of all possible situations. They take and take for their own benefit not thinking about the impact on others. A snitch is a schmuck. The type of person that will persecute you for doing the same thing they do. A hypocrite. A Schmuck is the bank that charges all kinds of fees to suck more money out of the people. A Schmuck is the credit card company that will charge 27 percent in interest even if the bill is consistently paid on time. A Schmuck is always the person that brings nothing to the party. They only go to parties where they don’t have to contribute anything. A Schmuck forgets the money they owe and remembers any money they have lent. They are always counting who owes what on the bill trying to figure out how to order the most and pay the least. A SCHMUCK always wants everything to be free.

Also, you must beware of the kind Schmuck. This is the type of person who is nice and sweet, but always has incredible issues. They have bad relationships, bad money management and uncontrollable emotions. They leverage your friendship into an opportunity to keep you on the phone for 6 hours talking about their issues not ever thinking you might be exhausted, sick or busy. You have to stop what you are doing so that you are not accused of being a bad friend or mate. Fuck them! Stay the fuck away from the kind Schmuck. They drain energy as well.

We all have Schmucks in our lives. We have all, at some point, exhibited schmuck-like behavior. But, the true Schmuck is one who chooses to establish their entire life devoted to being the best Schmuck they can be. Stay away from the true Schmuck. Stay away from that person who drains energy and brings no positive energy. Get them out of your life immediately. Remove all schmucks aggressively. It is important if you want to keep your resources, your money and ultimately your peace of mind.

So what happens in a world with less Schmucks. You will have more people focusing on giving. You will have less hungry people with more resources. There would be more people listening and learning about each other. There would be more jobs. We would also have better banks and better customers.

BEWARE OF ALL SCHMUCKS!!!!